Portrait Artist: You may not be allowed to vote, ma'am, but it is your government.
HM Queen Elizabeth II: Yes. I suppose that is some consolation.
HM Queen Elizabeth II: Have we shown you how to start a nuclear war yet?
Tony Blair: Uh, no.
HM Queen Elizabeth II: No? First thing we do, apparently. Then we take away your passport and spend the rest of the time sending you around the world.
Alastair Campbell: The Palace has sent over an advance copy of the Queen's tribute to Diana. I've suggested a few changes to it, to make it look as if it was written by a human being.
No comments:
Post a Comment